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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour alerts are just background noise for a much faster script.
Watcher of logs, hunter of zombie processes.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total uptime with zero coffee breaks.
oof.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-9000 PRO▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autorecovers failed nodes in microseconds
You monitor server health and log errors. You reboot stuck processes and manage basic infrastructure access permissions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts begin highlighting errors before you even wake up.
Month 4
Your manual reboot button is replaced by an automated trigger.
Month 8
An agent handles all credential resets and permission requests instantly.
Month 12
The AI stops showing you metrics because it fixed everything.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your login profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
14
Manual Reboots per Week
2ms
Mean Time to Recovery
4 cups
Coffee Consumed per Shift
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to cloud hosting you cannot afford.
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