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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYour career path is just a custom object in a database.
Junior Analyst (Salesforce wrangler, bug hunter, spreadsheet enjoyer)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated logic patching for boring enterprise software.
oof.youAI▸ SALESFORCE-SENTINEL V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes redundant custom code automatically
You hunt bugs in messy Salesforce setups. You document workflows that nobody will ever actually read.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about a system requirement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent scans your Salesforce instance for simple logic errors.
Month 3
The AI replaces your manual Excel data cleanup tasks.
Month 6
A script rewrites broken Salesforce flows without human input.
Month 9
A chatbot posts your status update to the Slack channel.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access to the production environment is officially revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
0.0004 seconds
Ticket resolution speed
4 cups
Coffee consumed per bug
99 percent
Useless meeting attendance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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