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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Systems Security Researcher jobs? · Latest report #hbpaz8wr
Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour vulnerabilities are now patterns the machine finds before you finish coffee.
Professional vulnerability hunter, unpaid existential crisis enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated threat hunting at speed of light.
ow.you▸ SENTINEL-TRACE 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches every kernel vulnerability while you sleep
You hunt zero-days and fuzz kernel modules to secure systems. The machine does it faster and without burnout.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a human why this specific edge case is worth fixing.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI agents begin stress-testing your codebases for memory safety flaws.
Month 4
Machine learning models learn to identify your specific exploit methodology.
Month 8
Systems start deploying their own patches before you report bugs.
Month 13
The agency stops requesting your reports as automated summaries suffice.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your access tokens are revoked as the security stack self-optimizes.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
0.0001 seconds
Zero-day detection latency
Zero
Coffee consumption rate
Instant
Jira ticket resolution
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a secure, offline bunker.
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