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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Systems Simulation Engineer jobs? · Latest report #37wzrn95
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour missile defense model is just math that machines solve faster.
Orbital mechanics hobbyist, spreadsheet enthusiast, professional trajectory pessimist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fewer variables, zero human error.
help!youAI▸ SIMUCORE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs trillion-particle scenarios in your sleep
You build complex simulations for rockets and defense. Machines already run these iterations while you grab coffee.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at guessing why the simulation crashes at 3 a.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors monitor your typing to learn your specific modeling heuristics.
Month 4
AI writes the initial simulation code faster than you can blink.
Month 10
The system runs a billion tests to verify its own logic.
Month 15
The manager stops asking for your input on system requirements.
Month 21 · D-Day
The cluster takes over all trajectory calculations and simulation planning.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
1.2 Million
Simulation cycles per second
99 percent
Engineering ego reduction
0.04 percent
Human error probability
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a low-orbit asteroid belt.
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