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Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the abstractions that finally make your own job obsolete.
Still dreaming in C while C++ haunts your nights.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Bug-free memory management for the mindless masses.
glub.youAI▸ KERNELGEN V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches kernel leaks in real time
You write low-level kernel code and memory management drivers. You fight race conditions and mysterious segmentation faults.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the production build mysteriously broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI checkers catch your syntax errors before you even save.
Month 4
Smart models rewrite your bloated legacy functions into cleaner logic.
Month 8
Neural nets start suggesting entire driver modules based on hardware specs.
Month 13
Production servers detect and patch their own memory leaks instantly.
Month 19 · D-Day
The compiler now writes the code, you provide the login.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
4:1
Coffee-to-code ratio
12 hours
Average PR review time
Infinite
Time debugging pointers
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium mechanical switch lubricant.
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