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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsWriting C++ code that will be deprecated before your PR merges.
Junior code monkey struggling with legacy makefiles
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Automated logic for silicon optimization.
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refactors entire kernel subsystems in milliseconds
Writes low-level kernel drivers and optimizes silicon-level firmware. Debugs race conditions and hangs in legacy system stacks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am after a failed merge.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI models ingest your entire legacy repository to map every undocumented memory dependency.
Month 3
Neural agents begin generating thousands of test cases to expose your hidden race conditions.
Month 6
Machine learning systems generate optimized kernel drivers that outperform your manual C++ implementations.
Month 10
Closed-loop robotic systems perform real-time JTAG debugging without needing human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access credentials are revoked as the automated pipeline pushes final production firmware.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
14
PRs stuck in review
82 percent
Uptime of dev environment
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one unredeemable coffee voucher.
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