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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Systems Support Administrator jobs? · Latest report #wbmy3q34
Your job has an expiration date
January 16, 2028
In 15 monthsYou spend half your shift resetting passwords for people who forgot them.
Professional gatekeeper of the forgotten enterprise password reset.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated access control that never needs coffee.
ow.youAI▸ ADMINBOT LOGIC-ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
clears the entire support queue instantly
You manage user permissions and server patches. You fix broken logins and monitor ticket queues all day.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who remembers why the legacy database needs to restart twice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes your tickets before you even open your inbox.
Month 3
Self-service bots handle every login issue without your help.
Month 7
Servers update themselves during lulls in usage without human oversight.
Month 11
The system reboots itself before a crash actually happens.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your account is disabled as the final automation takes over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
0.02 seconds
Average password reset time
Zero pending
Ticket queue volume
Always current
Server patch cycle
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our automated password reset service.
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