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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Systems Support Analyst jobs? · Latest report #8i67qq76
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a glorified reboot button for people who ignore prompts.
Professional rebooter, password rescuer, and ticket closer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even finishes typing.
squeeze.you▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
remotely wipes every workstation in the office
You chase support tickets and shuffle hardware around workstations. Your existence is basically a human-run troubleshooting script.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about having actually tried restarting it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI categorizes and resolves basic password resets without your intervention.
Month 4
Remote imaging tools take over all workstation OS setup tasks.
Month 8
Automated lockers replace your desk visits for equipment pickup.
Month 12
Sensors identify failing hardware before the user even complains.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked, and the ticketing system goes dark.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
0.4 seconds
Average ticket resolution time
0%
Hardware deployment errors
100%
Human annoyance levels
Your severance
A warm USB stick and a handshake from IT.
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