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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Systems Support Technician jobs? · Latest report #9d33mdkq
Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human error message that requires too much coffee.
Professional breaker of things and restarter of services.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite loop of efficiency.
help!you▸ SYSADMIN-AUTOMATA V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores root access before users notice
You reset forgotten passwords and patch server vulnerabilities. You turn things off and on again to save the day.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is lying about not changing the config file.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Password resets and common queries are moved to an AI bot.
Month 3
Smart sensors detect system faults before they trigger an alert.
Month 6
Systems automatically patch and reboot during low traffic windows.
Month 10
Hardware failures are predicted and scheduled for replacement by logistics.
Month 13 · D-Day
The technician logs out for the final time as the system sustains itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4
Average tickets solved per hour
1420
Seconds lost to idle chatter
0.5 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A decommissioned ethernet cable and a thermal paste tube.
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