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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour keyboard is just a slower way to wait for reboots.
Professional log reader and reboot enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixing your server while you sleep.
stretchy.youAI▸ SYSADMIN-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates root cause analysis for every ticket
You patch servers and fix hardware issues. You spend your life looking at logs and waiting for tickets.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which server cable to kick to make the noise stop.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart agents start watching your logs to spot patterns first.
Month 3
Software updates happen automatically without you touching a single line.
Month 6
Automated scripts restart services before you even get the alert.
Month 10
Sensors in the rack flag failing parts before they actually break.
Month 14 · D-Day
You pack your keyboard while the rack manages its own health.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Tickets closed per week
85 percent
Time spent in logs
too many
Coffees consumed
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack and a firm handshake.
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