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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsDesigning buttons nobody clicks while testing code that already knows it works.
Pixel-pusher caught in a never-ending cycle of Jira tickets.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated empathy for faster iteration cycles.
split.you▸ UX-VOID V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
runs 10000 headless user sessions per second
You translate user frustration into wireframes and run scripted tests on buggy software releases. Your work is the bottleneck between a finished product and a functional one.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate why a specific shade of blue feels slightly hostile to users.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Vision models instantly map your entire UI and identify broken CSS alignments without human intervention.
Month 3
Synthetic users execute millions of test cases against your build to identify every possible crash.
Month 6
AI models generate wireframes based on conversion data, eliminating the need for manual design iteration.
Month 10
Autonomous agents resolve bugs by deploying patches directly, rendering your manual ticket management process obsolete.
Month 14 · D-Day
The entire design and QA stack is integrated into a closed-loop system requiring zero human input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
92%
Average bug report noise
0.04%
Click-through rate optimization
180 mins
Design review meeting duration
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legacy UI simulator tool.
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