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Your job has an expiration date
March 18, 2028
In 17 monthsYour training modules are essentially just expensive, unskippable YouTube ads.
Professional screen-capture artist and slide-deck enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite training loop that never yawns.
brr.you▸ ONBOARDER-X PRIME▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 17 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates interactive tutorials while you sleep
You explain complex clinical software to staff using slide decks and screen recordings. You host onboarding sessions constantly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a nurse gives up on learning the new system.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI watches current power users to generate perfect training clips automatically.
Month 4
Software guides users through every click instead of using manuals.
Month 8
Machine learning tests employees until they prove they know the platform.
Month 13
Chatbots handle all common questions previously reserved for your inbox.
Month 17 · D-Day
The system finishes training its final human, making your role obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
99%
Slides skipped by users
45s
Seconds until eye roll
6 cups
Coffee consumed per day
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic training bot.
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