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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
August 28, 2027
In 10 monthsYou spend all day fixing broken dashboards nobody actually looks at.
Gatekeeper of the truth, guardian of the messy extract.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total data oversight without human intervention.
ow.you▸ GOVERNO-SCRIPT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 10 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before the logs update
You manage server permissions, monitor extract refresh failures, and gatekeep data sources for thousands of bored users.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a VP is lying about their data by the filter order.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent links your IAM provider to automatically sync all permissions.
Week 9
Scripts auto-retry and re-index failed data refreshes without human ticketing.
Month 5
AI models flag non-compliant dashboards and block them instantly at scale.
Month 7
Automated pipelines handle all server upgrades and patch management seamlessly.
Month 10 · D-Day
The server room is now fully managed by the autonomous Governor-Script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
42
Average tickets solved per week
12
Extracts failing daily
18
Hours spent on permission audit logs
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to Tableau Public Pro.
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