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Will AI replace Tabloid News Editor jobs? · Latest report #u8zc6bts
Your job has an expiration date
December 9, 2027
In 14 monthsYour ability to misspell celebrity names is no match for our model.
Professional architect of public outrage and sensationalized tragedy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating viral fury at the speed of light.
toast.you▸ OUTRAGEGENERATOR 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests trending internet rage in real-time
You hunt for lurid headlines, select grainy photos, and frantically re-write copy to ensure it triggers maximum moral outrage.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess a unique, innate instinct for exactly which pixelated photo will spark public fury.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI starts scanning global feeds to spot the most inflammatory topics.
Month 3
Vision models select the most grotesque photos from giant image databases.
Month 6
Algorithms write thousands of punchy, scandalous headlines in seconds.
Month 9
The system ignores nuance to prioritize pure, unadulterated emotional reaction.
Month 14 · D-Day
The human editor is fired while the site remains updated continuously.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
12 words
Average words per clickbait
zero percent
Libel risk mitigation
800 stories
Daily outrage quota
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the site you just lost.
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