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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a human-shaped fire extinguisher for broken internal processes.
Professional firefighter of avoidable, self-inflicted corporate disasters.
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Automating your chaos into predictable, silent throughput.
squeeze.youAI▸ OPSFLOW AI V.7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
redirects departmental emergencies to automated queues
You triage cross-departmental crises and execute emergency tasks when internal workflows collapse. You are the corporate equivalent of duct-tape.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the complex emotional labor of telling a VP their plan failed.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors identify every recurring fire you put out every single day.
Month 3
Scripts handle incoming urgent requests without needing your human intervention.
Month 6
Algorithms push standard fixes to departments instead of waiting for you.
Month 9
The AI explains failures to VPs with much more convincing confidence.
Month 13 · D-Day
The company fires you and realizes the system works perfectly fine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
4.2
Average fires extinguished per shift
12
Processes currently broken by you
91%
Percentage of work just sending emails
Your severance
A warm handshake and an automated LinkedIn recommendation.
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