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October 22, 2029
In 3 yearsGPS and local shortcuts are all that stand between us.
Professional navigator of hedge-lined, one-way Cornish nightmares.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mapping the maze, one delivery at a time.
oof.you▸ CORNISHCOURIER MK. IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
navigates impossibly narrow village turns without hesitation
You navigate winding narrow lanes to transport hot food from kitchens to customers. Efficiency is your only metric.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the house with the broken doorbell at 11 p.m.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
LiDAR sensors map every single narrow Cornish turn and hedge.
Month 4
Automated loading docks sync with restaurant order screens.
Month 12
Autonomous pods begin pilot runs in quiet coastal villages.
Month 22
Robots learn to yield to tractors and wayward livestock.
Year 3 · D-Day
The last human driver hands over the final lukewarm pizza.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
12 per shift
Average lane navigational errors
Variable
Hot food heat retention
Four
Tires worn annually
Your severance
A lifetime supply of tepid onion bhajis.
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