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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou are just a spreadsheet that occasionally asks for a coffee.
Professional middleman for people who could just email recruiters.
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Candidate filtering, automated, ruthless, perfect.
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filters ten thousand resumes in four seconds
You track recruiting metrics and tell hiring managers to hurry up. Then you forward their emails to leadership.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a hiring manager is lying about their actual budget needs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
System scripts pull all your spreadsheet data automatically.
Month 4
Software tracks recruiter response times better than you do.
Month 10
Managers ask the bot questions instead of talking to you.
Month 15
The hiring workflow locks users out if they miss deadlines.
Month 19 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire while the automated system sends farewell emails.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
78 percent
Time spent in Slack
Zero
Meaningful outputs
Unlimited
Automated status updates
Your severance
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