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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour career path is just a spreadsheet waiting to be deleted.
Professional dream-weaver and full-time ego wrangler.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising ego into pure digital output.
nom.you▸ AGENTCORE-X▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters your life by engagement metrics
You negotiate contracts and coordinate schedules for fickle creators. We replace your charm with cold, predictable data loops.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face without triggering a logic fault.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software syncs all calendars without needing your constant emails.
Month 4
Standardized templates replace your manual drafting of every single deal.
Month 8
Algorithms auto-match your talent with advertisers based on engagement data.
Month 13
Real-time monitoring flags public meltdowns before they even start trending.
Month 18 · D-Day
The talent connects directly to the platform for all business decisions.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
142
Emails per day
64%
Negotiation success rate
7 cups
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium ego-reduction service.
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