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Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYour carefully crafted narratives are just data points for a predictive model.
Professional spinner of yarns and manager of egos.
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squeeze.youAI▸ PUBLICITYAGENT-X1▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
triggers viral news cycles automatically
You manage celebrity images by writing press releases, booking talk shows, and handling crises. You spin stories for fame.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which journalist will actually pick up the phone at midnight.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Software writes and distributes your press releases to targeted mailing lists.
Month 4
AI detects public outrage faster than your team can drink coffee.
Month 8
Algorithms automatically negotiate appearance slots with studio producers.
Month 13
The machine generates the perfect public apology without emotional bias.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency moves to a fully autonomous PR loop.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94%
2000+
Emails per hour
99.9 percent
Gossip accuracy rate
Optimised
Empathy simulation
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a generic meditation app.
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