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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsReplacing your manufactured outrage with synthetically generated, high-efficiency indignation loops.
Professional loudmouth with a talent for escalating minor trivialities.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dialing up the volume, zeroing out the ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ OUTRAGEGEN PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite plausible scandals in real time
Broadcasts polarizing commentary to drive engagement. Manages live call-in segments, commercial reads, and guest interviews.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the physical ritual of slamming your fist on the desk.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Models map your rhetorical triggers to identify exactly which topics drive the highest audience engagement.
Month 3
Deep-fake voice modules clone your cadence and inflection while removing all signs of actual human fatigue.
Month 7
An LLM intercepts callers and generates AI-scripted debates to ensure every caller supports the target narrative.
Month 12
Dynamic ad insertion targets listeners with products specifically tuned to their personal browsing and political data.
Month 13 · D-Day
The broadcast transmitter switches to the live server feed and your microphone is permanently disabled.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02ms
Average Ad-Read Latency
99.8%
Controversy Trigger Density
10k/sec
Call-Screener Throughput
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own archived audio files.
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