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Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthDeath is just a mess that needs a more precise machine.
Professional artisan of the final curtain call.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Dignified endings, zero human intervention.
splat.you▸ MORTU-LOGIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
restores lifelike skin tone with laser precision
You sanitize, reconstruct, and cosmetically prepare bodies for viewings. It is messy work with high emotional and regulatory hurdles.
The one thing AI can't do
You provide a human touch during the worst moments of someone's life.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors scan features to create a perfect cosmetic reconstruction model.
Month 6
Pressure-controlled arms handle arterial fluid replacement without human error.
Month 17
High-precision grippers close incisions with microscopic, invisible stitches.
Year 2.5
Vision models apply makeup exactly according to archival family photos.
Year 4 · D-Day
The Mortu-Logic pod completes the entire process entirely unassisted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
4 hours
Average prep time
12
Viewings per week
0.01%
Precision error rate
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a very peaceful, quiet island.
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