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December 5, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthYou are just a human delivery system for IKEA furniture assembly.
Professional furniture assembler and certified heavy lifter.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Assembly and chores without the social anxiety.
oof.you▸ TASKBOT MULTI-RIG 7▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
assembles entire bookshelves in three minutes
You perform manual labor like furniture assembly, heavy lifting, and cleaning tasks in stranger's homes on demand.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense if a floor is uneven before the sensor array does.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Smart algorithms predict your exact arrival time and task speed.
Month 13
Furniture is redesigned to be built by simple gripper machines.
Year 2.1
Autonomous delivery units master your city's weirdest stairwell layouts.
Year 3.2
Robotic arms gain the force sensitivity needed to tighten screws.
Year 4 · D-Day
The TaskBot arrives and assembles the desk before you park.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
14 percent
Average furniture screw-ups
22 daily
Small talk wasted minutes
400 lbs
Weight lifted per shift
Your severance
A lifetime discount on flat-pack Allen keys.
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