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October 22, 2030
In 4 yearsScheduling appointments is just a spreadsheet job with more attitude.
Gatekeeper of flash sheets and questionable life choices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning impulsive ideas into scheduled appointments fast.
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filters bad ideas out of the inbox
You manage artist bookings, handle cash, and talk nervous clients out of getting their ex's name tattooed.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who can explain why a finger tattoo fades in six months.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Smart software replaces manual scheduling and deposit processing.
Month 8
AI chatbots handle all basic client questions about pain levels.
Month 20
Inventory sensors automatically order needles and ink when supplies drop.
Year 3.2
Management software monitors artist performance and shop metrics remotely.
Year 4 · D-Day
The studio runs entirely through the autonomous booking kiosk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
14 percent
Appointments missed by humans
45 minutes
Client indecision duration
99 percent
Deposit retrieval success
Your severance
A lifetime discount on laser removal.
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