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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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November 30, 2030
In 4 years, 1 monthTurning death into décor is far too inefficient for our algorithms.
Professional artisan of stillness and glass-eyed glares.
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Lifelike preservation without the smell of formaldehyde.
help!youAI▸ TAXIDERM-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARS, 1 MONTHAI's Special Power
reconstructs anatomy with millimetric precision
Preserving animal hides and creating realistic mounts. Requires delicate skinning, chemical tanning, and anatomical sculpting.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the exact right glass eyes for a grumpy-looking badger.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Lidar sensors scan the carcass to create a perfect digital blueprint of the anatomy.
Month 10
High-precision robotic scalpels execute the initial incision based on machine-learned tissue density patterns.
Year 2
Vat-based robotic systems apply chemical baths with perfect timing to avoid hide degradation.
Year 3.1
Pincers stretch hides over 3D-printed armatures to ensure zero slack or bunching.
Year 4 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the workshop, rendering human dexterity entirely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
240
Average mounts per year
High
Chemical exposure risk
0.02%
Precision error rate
Your severance
One free museum-quality replica of your own head.
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