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May 19, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning dead nerves into thread is nature's most inefficient recycling program.
Turning cranial nerves into bedding for the weirdly inclined.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning biology into home goods automatically.
wheee!you▸ NERVETHREADER V.9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
harvests neurons while maintaining fiber structural integrity
You process animal cranial nerves into bespoke fabric fibers. This requires tedious manual extraction and complex protein-fiber alignment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle scent of organic failure before the chemical bath ruins it.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
High-res vision sensors map the exact location of nerve bundles for surgical precision.
Month 5
Computer-controlled chemical vats replace manual washing with exact solvent immersion timing.
Month 13
Vision-guided robotic arms weave fragile filaments at speeds human hands cannot achieve.
Year 2.1
Centralized processing units optimize fiber extraction across massive biological supply chains.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
Your workstation is repurposed into a high-speed nerve-to-sheet industrial print farm.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
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Nerves processed daily
12 grams
Average yield per skull
14%
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime supply of synthetic microfiber towels.
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