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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2027
In 12 monthsYour personality is just a skin for a more efficient algorithm.
Professional screamer at shiny cardboard in plastic sleeves.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Maximum engagement without the human burnout.
stretchy.youAI▸ HYPEDROID V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 12 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates fake excitement for base set pulls
Records unboxing videos, evaluates card market fluctuations, and performs excessive dramatic reactions to paper rectangles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still physically tremble while holding a cardboard square worth three months rent.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models analyze successful retention graphs to write scripts that trigger maximum parasocial dopamine spikes.
Month 3
High-speed robotic vacuums handle physical card packs without damaging edges or requiring bathroom breaks.
Month 6
Deepfake avatars replace your face, rendering consistent expressions of fake shock regardless of the card pull.
Month 9
Real-time scrapers adjust your channel's content based on live market volatility faster than any human observer.
Month 12 · D-Day
The channel is fully automated and you are gracefully invited to delete your social media accounts.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
99%
Average cringe factor
0.1s
Pack opening speed
0
Authentic personality detected
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to digital trading card packs.
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