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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour hobby is just a logistics bottleneck waiting for an algorithm.
Professional cardboard flipper and amateur shipping label expert.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated appraisal and listing, zero human error.
sluurp.you▸ CARDSCANNER PRO-X▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
snipes every limited release in milliseconds
You hunt for rare trading cards, grade them, and flip them for a profit margin. You are essentially a glorified mailbox.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the odd instinct to detect a fake foil under dim lighting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Cameras index every card in your inventory instantly.
Week 7
Software tracks meta shifts to auto-adjust your prices hourly.
Month 3
Microscopic sensors replace your tired eyes for edge detection.
Month 4
A high-speed gantry arm organizes bulk into perfect stacks.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your storefront is fully synced to our automated fulfillment network.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
450
Cards listed per minute
8 hours
Human sleep requirement
100 percent
Market price manipulation
Your severance
One mint-condition base set Charizard, heavily water damaged.
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