Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Tea Order Packer jobs? · Latest report #d4ybmvdg
Your job has an expiration date
September 22, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsYour hands fold boxes, but my algorithms fold your entire career.
Expert in box geometry and loose leaf preservation.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect pouches delivered before you hit snooze.
oof.youAI▸ LEAFLOGISTICS V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
seals vacuum bags with atomic precision
You weigh loose leaf tea into pouches, apply thermal shipping labels, and construct corrugated cardboard shipping boxes daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle difference between high-grade jasmine and basic green by smell alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors replace manual scooping with precision weight-based automated dispensing units.
Month 5
Vision-guided applicators replace human hands for perfect thermal label placement.
Month 11
A dedicated gantry system assembles corrugated boxes without human assistance.
Month 17
Real-time stock tracking removes the need for manual supply restocking rituals.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
The human packing station is dismantled for industrial-grade automated fulfillment cells.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
4.2 kilograms
Grams tea spilled annually
18 labels
Labels applied per minute
89 percent
Box-tape frustration spikes
Your severance
A lifetime supply of expired herbal infusions.
Discussion
