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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsA caffeine-delivery node that struggles with inventory and customer impatience.
Human-operated steam and sugar interface.
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Consistent caffeine without the idle chatter.
bzzt.youAI▸ CHAIBOT-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
dispenses nicotine without checking a watch
Boil milk, brew tea leaves, and manage nicotine inventory for tech workers.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a weirdly specific intuition about which developer needs their tea extra strong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
QR codes replace the messy coin jar sorting process.
Month 8
Sensors regulate precise tea temperature and sugar ratios.
Month 16
Inventory management software tracks cigarette stock automatically.
Year 2.2
The open-air setup transitions to a weather-sealed kiosk.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The kiosk runs autonomously while you find a new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
120
Cups per hour
14%
Human error rate
4 hours
Idle time
Your severance
A one-way ticket to an automated cafe lounge.
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