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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2030
In 4 yearsYour kettle is a boiling point of inevitable corporate redundancy.
Master of the street-side brew and steam-powered diplomacy.
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Perfect masala chai, every single time.
bzzt.youAI▸ CHAIBOT V1▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 YEARSAI's Special Power
serves 500 cups without a single spill
Boil water, brew tea, mix with milk and spices, and serve customers in a busy street environment.
The one thing AI can't do
You can judge the perfect moment to pull the tea based on the street breeze.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Payment sensors replace the physical cash handling at the stall.
Month 6
Automated dispensers ensure spice ratios remain identical every single time.
Month 16
Sensors monitor boiling heat to prevent burning without human observation.
Year 2.5
Pneumatic arms handle the hot pouring into cups safely.
Year 4 · D-Day
The automated kiosk fully replaces the human operator on your corner.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
120
Average cups per hour
15%
Human error in spice ratio
3 minutes
Customer wait tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm powdered milk packets.
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