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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou track the glue sticks while the machine tracks the students.
Professional cat-herder for the education industrial complex.
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squeeze.you▸ MENTORBOT 4000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calms unruly classrooms with frequency modulation
You manage classroom transitions, assist students with work, and keep records of behavioral progress and developmental milestones.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which child is crying for attention versus real distress.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Tablets begin tracking student behavioral data automatically.
Month 5
Cameras replace your eyes on the playground safety beat.
Month 13
Industrial printers handle all classroom handouts and craft packets.
Year 1.9
Small pods assist with reading drills and group focus.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The machine becomes the primary classroom support system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99%
Paperwork minutes saved
High
Empathy simulation index
30 at once
Students supervised
Your severance
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