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December 15, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou teach tomorrow's tools to kids who already ignore your instructions.
Teacher of tech, victim of the school committee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Standardized learning delivered without the human mess.
oof.youAI▸ ACADEMIABOT V7.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
neutralizes classroom disruptions with automated quiet commands
You facilitate tech curriculum and manage school infrastructure. Your job is navigating administrative friction and unpredictable classroom dynamics.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a student stops listening just by looking up.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 4
Generative models produce all curriculum content based on standardized national metrics.
Month 12
AI-driven screens manage student attention and enforce digital classroom protocols remotely.
Month 20
Adaptive assessment software calculates grades before students even finish their assignments.
Year 2.3
Automated chatbots handle all parental complaints regarding grades and tech policy.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human supervision is removed as the school becomes a fully autonomous terminal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.7%
800 hours
Annual grading hours saved
0.02%
Student attention span variance
4,000+
Policy documents updated
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our legacy teaching simulator software.
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