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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYou educate the youth and yell at them in equal measure.
Master of macroeconomics and mid-distance running tactics.
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Neutral history and relentless endurance training.
split.youAI▸ ACADEMICOACH V9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers lecture while monitoring sprint times
You explain political systems to teenagers and then force them to run laps in the heat.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a student is faking an injury in gym class.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated tools parse your student essays for key ideological terms.
Month 5
Motion cameras replace your clipboard to track every track athlete.
Month 15
Pre-recorded lessons replace your live government classroom speeches.
Year 2.2
Aerial units command the football drills from the sideline.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of the curriculum and stadium.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
8 minutes
Average student attention span
4,200
Whistles blown per season
15 hours weekly
Grading time wasted
Your severance
A slightly used whistle and a faded clipboard.
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