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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou are just a very expensive, mobile paper-grading peripheral device.
Professional cat-herder and classroom logistics specialist.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Patience that never needs a lunch break.
squeeze.youAI▸ MENTOR-BOT MK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
detects student distraction with infrared cameras
You monitor hallways, assist with classroom organization, and provide one-on-one help to students struggling with lesson plans.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a student is lying about finishing their homework.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Optical scanners process all physical worksheets and assignments instantly.
Month 5
Sensors and door locks eliminate the need for human hallway monitoring.
Month 13
Tablets replace the aide for direct one-on-one student reading support.
Year 2.2
Automated units handle all laminating and classroom supply organization.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The AI is fully integrated into the classroom structure, rendering you redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
near infinite
hallway monitoring patience
99.9 percent
student redirection accuracy
instantaneous
grading speed
Your severance
A laminated certificate of appreciation and a gold star.
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