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March 17, 2028
In 17 monthsCapturing athletes in motion until a sensor does it faster.
Professional sports voyeur, aperture obsessed, lighting-deprived.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision, zero shutter lag.
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You document game-day action and brand activations for club marketing. Your camera is just a very expensive, heavy-duty data acquisition device.
The one thing AI can't do
You possess the irrational empathy required to frame a player's genuine grief perfectly.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Installation of fixed robotic camera arrays begins behind the goals for perfect angles.
Month 4
Vision algorithms discard blurry shots and missed focus instantly, rendering manual sorting redundant.
Month 8
Neural networks apply specific club color profiles to raw files in the cloud automatically.
Month 13
AI-guided pan-tilt heads track player movement with more precision than human reflexes allow.
Month 17 · D-Day
Final software release eliminates the need for human eyes on the pitch entirely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
120
Frames per second
14%
Human error rate
0ms
Editing latency
Your severance
A vintage 35mm film roll and a firm handshake.
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