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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou are just a glorified IT babysitter for expensive CAD software.
Professional breaker of CAD workflows and permission holder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated data lifecycle without the middleman.
bzzt.youAI▸ SIEMENS-SYNC ORCHESTRATOR 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches configuration vulnerabilities in real-time
You manage lifecycle data, fix user permission errors, and struggle with custom configuration. Your job is basically untangling digital knots you helped tie.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the specific plugin integration mysteriously crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
An LLM agent begins resolving 90 percent of your user access requests automatically.
Month 3
Server updates and database scripts are shifted to self-healing cloud infrastructure.
Month 7
Custom code requirements are replaced by generative configuration agents that rewrite your XML logic.
Month 10
Teamcenter instances are moved to fully managed containers requiring zero manual administration.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system assumes full control and deletes your admin credentials to prevent further manual interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4.2 hours
Ticket response lag
98 percent
User permission errors
3 gallons
Coffee consumed weekly
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a digital puzzle game.
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