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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour emails are just spreadsheet rows waiting to be deleted.
Professional email-sender and spreadsheet-filler for corporate perks.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated relationship management that never sleeps.
split.youAI▸ ACCTBOT-V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sends perfect automated apologies for system outages
You manage B2B gift card programs and vendor relationships for employee benefits platforms. You track usage and renewal data.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about a client's miserable quarterly growth projections.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart templates replace your custom notes to B2B clients.
Month 4
Clients check their own usage stats instead of emailing you.
Month 8
API links directly to gift card suppliers to remove human oversight.
Month 12
Bots fix failed redemption codes before the user even complains.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system runs itself and your account login is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
300ms
Email response latency
1M/sec
Spreadsheet rows processed
High
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-year supply of digital gift cards.
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