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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou hire machines to fire people until the machines fire you.
Director of rearranging deck chairs on a digital Titanic.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated vision for mid-tier corporate dominance.
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deletes your entire roadmap in one click
You manage software roadmaps, vendor contracts, and AI integration for airline operations. You struggle with legacy codebases daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie convincingly to shareholders about why the legacy database crashed again.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts auto-generating your board slide decks from raw data.
Month 6
Software agents take over all vendor contract negotiations and renewals.
Month 12
Neural networks begin rewriting your ancient COBOL mainframe modules automatically.
Month 16
Decision engines dictate your entire tech roadmap without human interference.
Year 2 · D-Day
The board replaces your role with a single cloud-hosted monitoring dashboard.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.3%
4 per month
Legacy system outages
22 per week
Useless meeting hours
0.04 percent
AI pilot ROI
Your severance
One free upgrade to an outdated enterprise software license.
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