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May 15, 2030
In 3 years, 7 monthsYour visionary speeches are just training data for our executive bot.
Professional visionary with a penchant for poorly timed tweets.
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projects confidence in collapsing markets
You allocate capital to speculative ventures and maintain a carefully curated public persona to inflate stock valuations.
The one thing AI can't do
You have a unique, albeit terrifying, ability to convince people that your failures are genius.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your public statements are scraped to build your personality profile.
Month 5
AI predicts market trends more accurately than your gut feeling.
Month 13
Deepfake avatars start delivering your quarterly earnings calls.
Year 2.2
Algorithms handle your venture capital allocation without human emotion.
Year 3.6 · D-Day
The board votes to replace you with an API connection.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
4.2 per month
Average public apology frequency
94 percent
Time spent in boardrooms
zero point zero
Authenticity score
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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