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February 8, 2029
In 2 years, 4 monthsYou analyze sequences while your processor does it ten thousand times faster.
High-throughput enthusiast with a love for PCR cycles.
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The bench that never sleeps or contaminates.
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automates genetic sequencing in real-time
You manage cell cultures and analyze complex genetic sequencing data. We make your lab bench a background process.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still troubleshoot why a specific culture dish keeps growing weird mold.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Lab notebooks transition to automated cloud-synced data logging.
Month 5
Robotic arms take over the repetitive pipetting of reagents.
Month 12
An AI model detects genetic anomalies faster than human eyes.
Month 20
Sensors and drones manage the optimal growth of your cultures.
Year 2.3 · D-Day
The lab becomes fully autonomous and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
800x
Sequencing speed increase
Zero
Pipetting error rate
None
Coffee break duration
Your severance
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