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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsA glorified decision-tree that earns millions for picking the obvious option.
Visionary leader (mostly just forward-facing slideshows and buzzwords)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimising the bottom line without the ego.
no no noyouAI▸ CEO-LOGIC SUITE V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
optimizes entire departments into bankruptcy overnight
You spend your day approving slides, dodging lawsuits, and failing to understand why your engineers hate you. You exist.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of lying with a straight face during a board meeting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
AI-generated decks replace your entire communications department.
Month 4
Decision engines dictate strategy shifts based on raw telemetry.
Month 9
Real-time morale analysis removes the need for town halls.
Month 15
Models hire and fire based on raw performance metrics.
Year 2 · D-Day
A single server rack replaces your entire executive suite.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
4.2
Average quarterly pivot count
82%
Time spent in useless meetings
0.1
Human charisma emulation score
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Open to Disrupting."
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