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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsTranslating simple frustration into expensive monthly billable hours.
Professional translator of Wi-Fi to 'the magic air waves'.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Patience is a hardware setting now.
no no noyouAI▸ SENIORCONNECT X1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
restores home screens to original factory settings
You explain routers to seniors and reset passwords they forgot yesterday. It is just patience with a pay stub.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a senior loses interest in the device entirely.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Voice bots replace the need for your verbal explanations.
Month 3
Hardware switches to one-button interfaces that need no support.
Month 6
Cloud-based auto-config removes your manual device setup tasks.
Month 10
Sensors detect glitches and reset hardware before you arrive.
Month 14 · D-Day
The interface is now so intuitive that you are redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.3%
Daily
Average password reset frequency
Infinite
Hours spent explaining clouds
3%
Patience remaining percentage
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a digital clock.
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