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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYour visionary speeches are just patterns we can already predict.
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The board prefers consistency over your charisma.
stretchy.youAI▸ DECISIONMASTER X-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers earnings calls without ever blinking
You spend all day managing shareholder expectations and dictating strategic directions for massive, complex technical organizations.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the press with enough conviction to inflate share prices.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts silently drafting your board meeting talking points.
Month 5
Decision algorithms replace your vague intuitions with calculated market outcomes.
Month 12
Bot agents manage all public relations and shareholder social channels.
Month 20
Investors realize they prefer talking to a console than you.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The conglomerate is run by a headless, perfectly efficient mainframe.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92%
0.02 seconds
Quarterly P&L Analysis
Zero
Strategic Pivot Latency
Optimized
Charisma Score
Your severance
A lifetime supply of premium golf course membership fees.
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