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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsSelling slide decks about software you never actually have to build.
Professional slide-deck architect and office-coffee connoisseur.
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Real answers without the billable hours.
ow.you▸ CONSULTANT-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates infinite decks with zero insight
You diagnose corporate problems and recommend expensive software solutions. Then you leave before the implementation fails.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is lying about their budget.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Smart software generates your slide decks from a single prompt.
Month 3
An agent scans corporate systems to find real, fixable problems.
Month 6
Software audits your client's spending and kills unnecessary consultant contracts.
Month 10
Algorithms suggest software that actually works for the client's needs.
Month 14 · D-Day
The client realizes they never needed you to begin with.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
400+
Slides per client
94%
Billable hour waste
60
Buzzwords per meeting
Your severance
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