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July 24, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou sell imaginary digital transformations using very real expensive lunches.
Professional bridge-builder for problems you helped create.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals before you finish your martini.
brr.you▸ PITCH-BOT V7.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly business review decks overnight
Building pipeline and managing executive relationships to push high-margin digital strategy projects to large corporate clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which executive at the client site is feeling insecure today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI models generate personalized, high-conversion outreach sequences for your prospects.
Month 5
Generative tools create bespoke, data-driven slide decks in seconds.
Month 10
Smart bots manage your CRM and preemptively schedule client meetings.
Month 15
An avatar simulates your charm during high-stakes video deal negotiations.
Month 21 · D-Day
Automated contract signing renders the need for human sales presence obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
too much
Average lunch budget
infinity
Buzzword frequency
400 pages
Slide deck page count
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and one final steak dinner.
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