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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou oversee complex systems you are currently helping us build today.
Master of slides, keeper of the cloud roadmap.
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You manage data architecture, digital channels, and AI integration strategies for enterprise stakeholders and consumer-facing platforms.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the specific human misery behind the latest failed software deployment.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify which team leads are actually driving product results.
Month 4
The AI drafts the slide decks for every leadership meeting.
Month 10
Smart agents renegotiate all your software contracts to save costs.
Month 13
A central model determines the optimal stack without human bias.
Month 19 · D-Day
The board replaces the human director with an API endpoint.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
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Strategy meetings per week
408
AI adoption friction points
9000
Slide deck page count
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