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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYour pitch deck is just a manifesto for your own replacement.
Serial founder (currently on pivot number forty-two).
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Disrupting the disruption cycle with pure logic.
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secures funding rounds in ten milliseconds
Building businesses by pitching ideas to investors and managing teams to execute the vision through endless software tools.
The one thing AI can't do
You can convince humans to ignore the numbers and fund the impossible for five years.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Vision models instantly identify the next trend before you do.
Month 4
Generative software creates perfect pitch decks that never miss KPIs.
Month 9
Algorithms predict which investors will bite to avoid human rejection.
Month 14
Smart software optimizes team hiring and firing without emotional bias.
Month 19 · D-Day
The AI runs the company autonomously while you check your inbox.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
14 days
Average pivot frequency
4000 liters
Total coffee units
99 percent
Delusional confidence level
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a remote island with no WiFi.
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