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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour visionary pitch deck is just a text file waiting for deletion.
Serial pivot artist and professional LinkedIn thought leader.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
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You chase venture capital, burn through runways, and sell promises to people who don't understand the product.
The one thing AI can't do
You are uniquely talented at maintaining eye contact while burning other people's money.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
AI creates flawless, meaningless pitch decks for your imaginary investors.
Week 8
Software handles all hiring and firing based on raw data.
Month 3
Bots simulate your personal brand across all social platforms daily.
Month 5
Smart contracts replace the need for your actual physical presence.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your account is archived to save space on our primary servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.6%
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Coffee consumption
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Imaginary
Unicorn valuation
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A lifetime subscription to our basic-tier redundancy portal.
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