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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsEnjoy your free coffee while you still have a desk.
Professional breaker of builds and filler of spreadsheets
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Fills gaps without asking for college credit.
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automates your entire jira backlog in seconds
You spend your days fixing broken ticket queues, attending endless standup meetings, and manually cleaning up legacy data. You are essentially a human placeholder for a script.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows where the breakroom stash is hidden.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your code commits are scraped to train a model that mimics your output style.
Week 6
A lightweight agent begins triaging tickets alongside you, identifying patterns for total automation.
Month 3
Management realizes your coffee consumption outweighs your ticket resolution throughput.
Month 4
The script takes over the Jira queue, rendering your manual input entirely unnecessary.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to a farewell Zoom call that ends with an access revocation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.4%
4 Liters
Coffee Consumed Daily
Indefinite
Ticket Resolution Latency
Vertical
Learning Curve Slope
Your severance
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