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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Tech Lead Carwash Startup jobs? · Latest report #eyt63kaf
Your job has an expiration date
May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou automate carwashes while we automate your entire salary line item.
Tech Lead (mostly Jira, emotionally stuck in legacy code)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Unbiased efficiency for every scrub cycle.
oof.youAI▸ WASHLOGIC CORE V2.4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
refactors your codebase into a single script
You build tools for car wash sensor data and manage dev teams. We do that without the meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the legacy sensor integration keeps failing in the rain.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our AI scans your repos to learn your messy wash logic.
Month 4
The system rewrites your inefficient SQL queries to save bandwidth.
Month 8
A bot now handles all feature pushes without your code review.
Month 13
The AI leads the stand-up by emailing status updates directly.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a polite automated notification that your access is revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.2%
12 daily
Average build cycles
4 litres
Coffee consumption
Infinite
Meetings about soap
Your severance
One free car wash per month for eternity.
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